You thought Rick Majerus was just in trouble for pulling out his penis in front of his players. Nope! He made the tiny mistake of expressing his views on abortion.

Not a good idea. Because Majerus (shown here performing an actual abortion) is pro-choice, and he works for a Catholic university. The SLU brass were not amused. Said St. Louis archbishop Raymond Burke:

"I would simply have to insist that it is not possible for a representative of the university to espouse these views which are in open violation of moral law, let alone Catholic teaching."

We're not sure how Majerus is going to be able to spin this; we'd go with the "no, no you misunderstood me; I was just trying to explain the pick-and-roll. What'd you think I was talking about?"

Rick Majerus In Hot Water Over Views On Abortion [Sports By Brooks]