• Twins GM Bill Smith did not have a successful round of "Deal Or Not Deal." [Simon On Sports]
• Tony Gonzalez does not eat meat, sheep balls or otherwise. [Machochip]
• Tigers fans are more depressed than they probably should be. [The Fynal Cut]
• No Lingerie Bowl this year, we're afraid. [Lion In Oil]
• People: Pete Carroll is not going to the NFL. Can we stop now? [Rumors And Rants]
• How about some American Gladiators power rankings? [Live From The Russian Compound]
• We do think it would be funny if Tom Petty played Guitar Hero at halftime. [Serious Sports Network]
• White Sox fans rejoice at finally not having to see Johan Santana anymore. [Foul Balls]