What you missed, not including the stop sign by the elementary school crosswalk...
• NBA: People Who Mark Off Paths prevail in overtime' against Ridiculously Out Of Style Pants, 94-88.
• NHL: Once upon a midnight Drury / Rangers scored goals in a hurry / Over many a quaint and curious five hole of Martin Brodeur
• MLB: Congress picks Chuck Knoblauch's testimony out of dirt.