So what's gonna happen is in exactly two hours we'll begin the live blog celebrations. This will give me ample time to nap, eat, and ... wow, there's been a Frosted Flake in my beard all this time, and nobody told me!

There will also be some good live blogging over at The Sporting News blog. The dude from Awful Announcing will follow the broadcast. Spencer "Orson" Hall "Swindle" will track the commercials. And two nice gentlemen will keep tabs on the actual game. Why I'm telling you this instead of keeping you all here for Deadspin's live blog, I'm not entirely positive. Being nice, I guess. Which means now I have to step up my game and perhaps invoke both penis and fart jokes.

Until then, I bid you all a good collective power nap.