What you missed while taking your turn pummeling Benjamin Linus ...
• NBA: Chris Webber is some good luck charm, huh? Bulls 114, Warriors 108.
• College basketball: So this must have been a really fun game to attend. Indiana 83, Illinois 79, 2OT.
• MLB: One Boooooonndds, Bonds for saaaale, he's going cheeeeeaaappp, only seven guineas! (How much then?) That — or thereaboooouuuttts ...