Another thing we love about Curt Schilling's blog: When offseason news items come up, he just gives "no comments" to all media and then writes about it there. This led the following beautiful words on the ESPN crawl: "ESPN's Jayson Stark reports that Schilling has no comment." Hey, thanks, Jayson!

There seems to be a considerable disagreement with the team and Schilling about how all this would go down, but it's all moot: Schilling's gonna be gone at least until the All-Star Break, perhaps for the year, maybe forever.

We do hope Schilling comes back; it's not quite the same without him. We just hope that if he does retire, he doesn't take over Deadspin. The spelling's bad enough over here already.

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