Greetings. I'm fairly certain most people are still sleeping in, but let's get our day of the Lord started out pleasantly enough. Here's a rundown of all the things you missed last night while a pack of horses ruined your friend's funeral.


Louisville trounces Georgetown: David Padgett stepped up huge, dropping 18 points and out-Hibbertied G-Town center Roy Hibbert throughout the entire game. Louisville won 59-51. [ESPN]

The Sixers start to wake up: The scrappy 76ers destroyed the L.A. Clippers last night 101-80. Future Larry Hughes-type player Lou Williams, dropped 18 points. [Yahoo!]

Junior wins first race for Hendrick: Wait...this isn't fucking Jalopnik. [Fox Sports]

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