Mr. Mortensen, ESPN's NFL reporter who isn't a cranky old coot, has been on the air less and less in recent years. We always enjoyed him bickering with Bill Parcells, back when they were on NFL Countdown together. Mr. Mortensen certainly receives some credit for siring an actual, real live football player, and for being a former military man.
That is to say: He could definitely beat up Jim Gray.
Anyway, do you like the Chris Mortensen? Do you not like the Chris Mortensen? Let us know.
And by that, we mean, "Vote," because it's February, and it's a slow sports month.