What you missed while pleading with the suicidal moose not to jump ...
• MLB: Roger Clemens' approval ratings now lower than Dick Cheney's.
• College basketball: Come on, Indiana, make up your mind. Do you want your players choked, or do you want them illegally recruited? I kind of vote for choked. Oh, and then there's this.
• NHL: We're the Devillls. The Devvvillllllssssssss ... (Gotta support the team)