What to watch as you absolutely refuse to evolve ...
• College basketball: North Carolina State at Boston College (7 p.m., ET); Michigan at Iowa (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Rutgers at West Virginia (7 p.m., ET); Fordham at Massachusetts (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]; Stanford at Arizona State (10:30 p.m., ET) [FSN]. Yes, I have Jeff Pendergraph Fever. I also have a very annoying Herb Sendek Mole which needs to be removed.
• NBA: Miami at Chicago (8:15 p.m., ET); Dallas at Phoenix (10:30 p.m., ET). So that's why I don't eat shrimp ... [TNT]
• Drama: Lost. (9 p.m. ET, PT, 8 CT). Let's all take turns punching Ben! [ABC]