What you missed while releasing Hurley from the closet ...
• College basketball: ASU topples No. 7 Stanford in OT. You may now proudly display your Jeff Pendergraph Fathead.
• NBA: Suns beat Mavericks 109-97, to the delight of no one who thought they were going to see Jason Kidd vs. Shaquille O'Neal.
• NHL: Hurricanes beat Penguins, but lose Brind'Amour for the season. Arlen Specter demands an investigation.