Jeez, I knew she was pissed, but I didn't think she was going to make a lawsuit out of it, considering I apologized profusely ...
• NCAA Basketball: Georgia beat Kentucky. Then Georgia beat Mississippi State. But Georgia has yet to qualify for NATO membership.
• NBA: Pau, right in the ankle. Lakers to play vs. Rockets without Gasol.
• MLB: In Tommy Lasorda's day, a loaf of bread cost a penny. Today, Brad Penny cost ... I don't know how to finish this prose, but the moral of the lead-in is that the Los Angeles Dodgers won, 6-1.