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• CBB: The Hoosier's debacle of a season is over.
• CBB: Against all odds, all four number one seeds advanced to the second round. Memphis made sure of it with a thumping over UT-Arlington, although somebody must have been shaving points because they totally fucked my parlay.
• Boxing: The Andy Lee bandwagon came to a crashing halt. Much more on this later.
• NBA: LeBron passed some car racing analyst to become the Cavs' all-time leading scorer en route to a win over Toronto.