OK Brian Suksomwong, you've got some competition. Meet Harry Pujols — he's Albert's cousin — who is a graphic artist from San Francisco. OK, OK, simmer down, class. It's not nice to make fun of people's names. Although, Harry chose to call himself that; he could have gone with Harold but didn't.

Sorry to bring this up so close to the day that we gave you a photo of Daulerio on the crapper, but it had to be done. Oh, also, according to his web site, Mr. Pujols here has written a song entitled Chocolate Rain. So there's that.

Albert Pujols Has A Cousin Named Harry Pujols [Holy Taco]
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