It's rare that an NFL column makes us feel like we just drank a bottle of wine, but that's what Paul Zimmerman โ€” Dr. Z, if you're down with the hip parlance โ€” does for us.

We felt bad for him when he had to do the "pick-off" with swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker โ€” from which this photo was taken โ€” but hey, what the kids want, the kids get. And we love how baffled he gets by NFL broadcasters; that's probably our favorite column of his every year.

Oh, and he hates the NFL Network.

So: Do you like the Paul Zimmerman? Do you not like the Paul Zimmerman?

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