ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Jayhawk fans, you can unbuckle your seat belts now. The flight has landed successfully." — DasTar HeelAgain

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Candace Parker has played with more heart the past two games than I've seen in quite a while!" — Michael6578


• Max Mosely has played with more Nazi prostitutes at the past party than I've seen in quite a while. — HugsFromHarold

• I watched two games of women's basketball, more than anyone's seen in quite a while! — Nationalcoholic

• Ray Parker Jr. has played "Ghostbusters" at more bar mitzvahs in the part two weeks than I've seen in quite a while! -daotherwoman — dwinn