ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Astros taught not to mess with Phat Albert tonight." — Faith1st952

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Back-to-back National Champs. It doesn't get better than this." — puncho305

• The only conclusion I can come to from that comment is that puncho305 has yet to experience sex. — Jews For Purple Jesus

• Three in a row might be a little better. — Sarcastro

• Recent sports accomplishment. Cliche that underscores that accomplishment. — ESPN-comments-for-dummies8483 — StuScott Booyahs