The little tyke held by David "Hunter Thompson" Beckham? His name is Cruz, and he's this many [holds up three fingers] years old. And he wuvs the cameraman [takes down two fingers] thiiiiiiis much.

If he grows up in the United States, he will do so perhaps becoming a baseball fan. But will he becomes a Red Sox fan? Because then he'd have some friends. Oftetimes we think about the children of celebrities, wondering if they're going to grow up right, or have a warped understanding of the world around them. Then you realize, of course, that you forgot to feed your own kid 30 minutes ago.

David Beckham's Son Has A Message For You [On 205th]