What you missed while bragging about your undead bongineering...

  • NBA — Carlos Boozer is willing to carry his weight one time per series and this was it. He picks up 27 points and 20 boards and the Jazz get on the big board, 104-99.
  • NHL — Game 1 of the Keystone Cup, the Pa. Parley, the hockey series that just happens to feature two teams from the same state, goes Pittsburgh's way, as Evgeni Malkin and Sid Crosby combine for three goals in a 4-2 win.
  • MLB — The Yankees welcome back their new Hideki Irabu, aaaaand he's off to a great start. Kei Igawa gets shelled for six runs in three-plus innings in a Tigers' 6-5 win.