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β€’ 7:30 p.m. β€” NASCAR: Nationwide Series, Conquest Auto Parts 300, Concord, N.C. Watch your favorite drivers in different numbered cars wail on lesser drivers! [ESPN2]
β€’ 8:00 p.m. β€” NCAA softball: Georgia at UCLA. The fact that the pitcher's mound is extremely flat is in no way indicative of the players themselves, I've learned. [ESPN]
β€’ 8:00 p.m. β€” Stanley Cup, Game 1: Pittsburgh Penguins at Detroit Red Wings. They say Penguins can't fly, but I'm pretty sure shoes don't on their own either. [Versus]
β€’ 8:30 p.m. β€” NBA Playoffs, Game 3, Eastern finals, Celtics at Pistons. It's too bad Jerome Bettis ruined the meme, because P.J. Brown really is from Detroit. [ABC]