If you didn't think Texas A&M fans love Johnny Manziel (a.k.a. "Johnny Football"), stop doubting. An Aggie fan only known as "lvroper1959" uploaded this unsettling ode to Manziel called "Johnny Football," a cover of "Johnny Angel," a song released by Shelley Fabares in 1962.
Since I didn't exist until 1990, I had to look up the original song. It sounds like some serious going-steady music that'd play while you and your main squeeze share a float at the soda shop.