What to watch to avoid another one of those a troubling dreams involving Mr. Celery ...
• MNF: Steelers vs. Eagles, preseason. We're sure the fans from both sides will be quite genteel. [ESPN]
• Tennis: Pilot Pen Tournament, at New Haven, Conn. "I may be old, but I'm spry." [ESPN2]
• MLB: Yankees at Angels. Funny how we haven't seen Rally Monkey since that team barbeque last September. [YES Network]