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There Is Footage Of ESPN's Adam Schefter Singing In West Side Story For Sale

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This is one of the odder items up for bid on the scuzz-money marketplace, yet it's still so intriguing. Apparently ESPN's NFL high-fivin' workhorse used to get all Sock 'n' Buskin as a youngster.

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From a shadowy emailer named "M P":

I have a video of Adam Schefter from 1982 singing and acting in a West Side Story play. Just gauging interest...

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Oh I'm interested.

Here's our pay structure:

$24 — If the person you claim to be Adam Schefter is singing and acting in a 1982 West Side Story play.

$32 — If the person you claim to be Adam Schefter is singing and acting competently.

$74 — If the person you claim to be Adam Schefter plays Riff.

$87 — If the person you claim to be Adam Schefter plays Officer Krupke.

$112 — If the person you claim to be Adam Schefter plays Maria.

I think Eric Mangini would pay a a substantial amount for this, even though he's unemployed. For anyone else interested in purchasing the emasculating footage, email the seller.

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