Listen Mr. Uecker, if you don't want stalkers you probably shouldn't be walking around on road trips looking so fucking sexy. This picture, via the tremendous Big League Stew at Yahoo(!) (and several other places) shows the Brewers broadcaster enjoying one of the perks of life on the road, watching JJ Hardy and Corey Hart (sans sunglasses) playing a game of ping pong. Make fun if you want, but if I look like that when I'm 108 years-old I'll be one happy fucking blogger And yes, I'm drunk.

Enjoy your night.