What to watch after you drop off the kids at the bar ...
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at Houston (8 p.m., ET). Don't be afraid to show your Cubness. [WGN]
• NBA: Draft lottery, at Secaucus, N.J. (8 p.m., ET); Eastern Conference finals, Game 1, Detroit at Boston (8:30 p.m., ET). Your fate, decided by ping pong balls. [ESPN]
• WNBA: Sacramento at Seattle (10:30 p.m., ET). May you sleep well and dream of large women. [ESPN2]