What to watch after your robbery attempt is foiled by a rodeo clown ...
• Major League Lacrosse: Philadelphia at Long Island (9:30 p.m., ET). I am so down with this. NBA Finals, you never had a chance. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Finals, Game 1, Los Angeles Lakers at Boston (9 p.m., ET). Boston-area smugness index already at an all-time high. [ABC]
• Soccer: MLS, Chivas USA at New York (7:30 p.m., ET). For those who think lacrosse is too stimulating. [ESPN2]