ā€¢ 12:15 ā€” Documentary: Joe Louis: America's Hero Betrayed. Don't worry, it's only an hour and fifteen minutes, and it's tremendous. [HBO]
ā€¢ 1:30 ā€” MLB: St. Louis Cardinals at Boston Red Sox. [TBS]
ā€¢ 1:30 ā€” Formula One: Grand Prix of France. There will be cheese; BYOW. [FOX]
ā€¢ 1:30 ā€” IndyCar Racing: Ethanol IndyCar250 at Iowa Speedway. That shitty stuff in my gas sponsors a race? One day people realize we could be getting drunk on that stuff instead. [ABC]
ā€¢ 2:00 ā€” LPGA Tour: Wegman's LPGA, Final Round. Not a good start for Morgan Pressel. [ESPN2]
ā€¢ 2:30 ā€” Soccer: UEFA Euro Quarterfinals, Italy vs. Spain. It will be live blogged, but the scary Spanish girl will not hurt you. [ESPN]

ā€¢ 2:55 ā€” Soccer: World Cup Qualifier: United States at Barbados. It went pretty well last time.
ā€¢ 3:00 ā€” Olympics: U.S. Olympic Trials, Diving. Funny faces! [NBC]
ā€¢ 3:00 ā€” PGA Tour: Travelers Championship, Final Round. With Mahan, Cink, and Singh at the top of the board this should actually be a pretty good day of golf. [CBS]
ā€¢ 4:00 ā€” Football: Arena Foot... I'm sorry, I stopped caring. [ESPN2]
ā€¢ 5:00 ā€” NASCAR: Toyota/SaveMart 350. SaveMart is so good at saving money that they share sponsorship responsibilities with economical foreign car manufacturers. [TNT]

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