Busted Coverage got their bra-unfastening hand on a few photos of Chris Berman hugging up on some lovelies at the U.S. Open. The girl in the fuchsia (that is what that color is, right?) shirt would seem to be getting a little personal, until I tell you Berman had one of those glowing arc reactors installed in his chest like Iron Man. She just wants to make sure it works.

Yeah, well, SO WHAT BERMAN?!

Bloggers get pull with the chicks too.

Look, video evidence:

SEE?!

/dies alone and unloved, after dying of shame and AIDS