Cowboy beat writers probably want to impale themselves on a stake:" Papa Joe Simpson attended this afternoon's workout. Jessica didn't join him on the hour-or-so-drive from Encino, Calif., but Papa Joe said his daughter would be here "soon." She's a huge Cowboys fan who just happens to be dating the franchise quarterback." [Merkin Sports Blog] • Titletown revealed...: After two months of traveling around the country to anoint the elusive all-encompassing "Titletown," ESPN has found its location of lore: Valdosta, Georgia. You know, Valdosta. Home of the Fightin' Whatevers, winners of the last few What's-It-Calleds. Congratulations, Valdosta. [Awful Announcing] • Brady Quinn upgrades his arm candy: Even though he's probably not thrilled with having his girlfriends being scrutinized, it has to be 400 times better than answering questions about why your photo popped up on a gay singles ad. [Waiting For Next Year] • The American Olympic Team Uniforms by Ralph Lauren: Did you know Olympians were required to wear uniforms? This year's collection does not have an official nickname, but "Jaunty Skipper" comes to mind. [Guest Of A Guest]