And by yours I mean the condo complex you sneak into every weekend because the girls are better looking than the apartment where you live. Meanwhile Agent Zero is constructing his own Xanadu replete with mountain and three acquariums. D.C. Sports Bog brings us the further details on the pool. Along with pictures!

* The stone for the "mountain" cost nearly half a million dollars.

* There are three different fish tanks, one going in the "grotto," one in the front hall, and one in the basement. Their normal retail price would have been about another half-million.

* The tank in the basement will have a recess with a couch in it so Gil can "relax and look up at the fish."

My favorite photo is the painting of Gilbert waving in front of the U.S. Capitol. Unfortunately the picture is not clear. Damn you, skulking contruction worker, damn you.

When this thing goes on the D.C. market, Barney Frank is totally grabbing it. Totally.

Gilbert's Million-Dollar Pool: The Pics [DC Sports Bog]