Tom Brady knows that he's just a handsome man chucking an oblong ball made of dead pig:" Look at the attention I get: It's because I throw a football. But that's what society values. That's not what God values. God could give a shit, as far as I'm concerned. He didn't invent the game. We did. I have some eye-hand coordination, and I can throw the ball. I don't think that matters to God." [The Sports Point] • Is Allen Iverson the hardest player to trade in the NBA?: "As a Nuggets fan, I'd love to see Iverson lace up his sneakers at Pepsi Center for another season. But as an Iverson fan, I'm asking myself why he wants to play for a team being reconstructed for when he's no longer on it?" [Denver Stiffs] • Jaimie Moyer can not be stopped: 45-year-old pitcher takes out 60-year-old umpire while rounding first base. Writing that sentence automatically makes my hips hurt. [The Fightins] • He should put a steak on that to keep the swelling down: The round-up of UFC 87, with post-fight press conferences that show the downside of getting elbowed in the face for a living. [MMA Mania]