When your name is Almighty Supremebeing Allah, you probably shouldn't be caught with cocaine in your car ...
• Little League Baseball: Mid-Atlantic regional final, teams TBA, at Bristol, Conn. (8 p.m., ET). You've never heard of smores? You're killing me, Smalls! [ESPN2]
• MLB: Philadelphia at Los Angeles Dodgers (10 p.m., ET). Manny meets Kyle Kendrick. [ESPN2]
• NFL: Preseason, Cincinnati at Green Bay (8 p.m., ET). Let the Aaron Rodgers Era begin. Hey! Who threw that rock? [ESPN]
• Olympics: Women's beach volleyball (8 p.m., ET). Walsh and May-Treanor rule the world. [NBC]