I wonder if she has a personal trainer? : Based on the final score, you could surmise that the Rangers were clearly distracted by all the sideline princesses prancing around Fenway last night. Sheesh. [Home Run Derby] • Yes. We're "Front runners." Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins seems to have momentarily forgot which city he plays for. [The 700 Level] • They blamed it on those goddamned Nerds: "There's a reason they call it "jock itch". It being a particular rash that occurs more frequently with athletes because of the running, sweating, etc. However, it's not usually considered a major medical problem. Unless you're at USC Trojan football practice." [SBB] • Alex Ovechkin needs a woman: "It appears to be from some sort of Russian comedy show (we think) in which Ovechkin openly asks for ... well, a wife. Or a woman who, in his words, would make him "fall on my knees and say, 'You are my temple of Poetry.'" Oh, one of those." [Puck Daddy] •