As long as Red Sox pitcher Mike Timlin is alive, Heidi Watney will never go hungry. Hope you enjoy squirrel, Heidi. You mean to say that hawk was a lovable team mascot? Sorry, my bad. Now, watch me shoot an apple off of a teammate's head. Damn it, hold still Youkilis! From Timlin's bio:

After his first three successful seasons with the Red Sox, Timlin struggled in 2006 and the beginning of 2007 due to injuries to his right shoulder and left oblique, making multiple visits to the disabled list.

Hmm; right shoulder and left oblique. Now, look again at the photo above. Naw, too obvious. But as This Is God Given points out, it does explain the camo glove. Mike Timlin: Every Animal's Worst Nightmare [This Is God Given]