What to watch while dreaming of a world in which you wield the same powers as Andrew Siciliano... • MLB: New York Mets vs. Philadelphia Phillies. Maybe if Philly wins again tonight AJ will take me out of this cage. [ESPN] • NFL: Indianapolis Colts vs. Chicago Bears. Watch Mike Brown intercept Peyton Manning only to rupture both Achilles tendons on his way into the endzone. [NBC] • Things that should be canceled: Entourage. They're back, and less likable than ever! [HBO]