•And every time they score, she'll be "Porny For Zorny": "The offense might not be hot, but that doesn't mean your wardrobe shouldn't be." There is your 2008 Redskins mantra. [DCSportsBog] • Fake Joba Chamberlain, actually a Phillies fan. Of course he is. : Goes on Howard Stern and brags about some of his conquests. This is not a proud moment for the Delaware Valley. [The Fightins] •Justin Morneau for MVP?: It is always surprising why Justin Morneau tends to be overlooked by baseball fans everywhere. [BugsAndCranks] • Well, it's one way to help keep them eating: "Kitanoumi, the head of Japan's embattled sumo association, resigned on Monday after two pro sumo wrestlers tested positive for smoking pot, Reuters reports." [Steady Burn]