Have Babes, Will Travel: Only one of the three University of Michigan students who appeared in the "Girls Of The Big Ten" issue showed up to the Ann Arbor Playboy party, so they had to bus in the ladies from Michigan State to save the day. It's like a soothing balm, isn't it, Spartan fans? [Busted Coverage] • Praise the Lord and gimme the rock!: A church in Flint, Michigan, had instituted "Jersey Sunday" where parishioners are encouraged to wear team uniforms. It was a huge hit—until a lone Pistons fan lobbed a full can of Coors into the choir. [SBB] • The Ghost of Jeffrey Maier: Hmmm ... it seems there were a few memories that were conspicuously absent from all those glorious Yankee Stadium retrospectives. Like the time that wild boar ate Kevin Maas' hat. [Real Clear Sports] • Zendejaaaaaaaaaaaas!: Former NFL kicker Tony Z is accused of getting a little roofie happy with a young woman at his San Dimas sports bar. "I'm Tony Frickin' Zendjas" just isn't the pickup line that it used to be. [Lt. Winslow] • D.C. + Hockey = Punk Rock!: Go backstage at the Washington Capitals rock-and-roll video shoot. The only thing that needs to be sedated is Alexander Ovechkin's hair. [Puck Daddy]