What to watch while you ask for more ketchup on your 12-year-old McDonald's hamburger ... • MLB: Chicago Cubs at New York Mets (7:10 p.m., ET). It's all up to Pedro. Oh boy. [CSN, SNY] • MLB: Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins (8:10 p.m., ET) Slowey Fever ... Catch it! [ChicagoLTV, Fox Sports North] • NCAA Football: USC at Oregon State (9:00 p.m., ET). Yes, even Fleshbot editors are above a Beaver/Trojan joke. [ESPN] • Comedy: "The Office": One-hour season premiere (9:00 p.m., ET) Does anyone else think that Jim guy is just a smug little prick? [NBC]