Sarasota residents stoked by the prospect of becoming new spring training home for Red Sox are disappointed that their lawmakers are exploring other teams โ€” like the Orioles: The Orioles are like David Hasselhoff," said Joel Parisi, barista at Pastry Art cafe downtown and a Red Sox fan. "He is big in Germany, just like the Orioles are big in Baltimore โ€” and nowhere else. "The Red Sox are Brad Pitt." [Baltimore Sports Examiner]