Every time I think I'm out ...: Three Words: Naked Canadian Bi-athletes. Hey, nice guns. [Fleshbot, nakedness ahead] Here horsey, horsey: How to bluff your way through this weekend's Breeder's Cup. If it doesn't work you can euthanize your wallet. [Handride] Just sit real still and listen: How to follow the World Series without turning on your TV. The sound you hear is Suss smashing his keyboard. [Mashable] Rod Tidwell approved: Won't someone help these athletes get an endorsement deal? For just a few hundred thousand dollars a day, you can make them more unavoidable than Frank Caliendo. [Forbes] Cut your hair, get a job: The University of Denver's classic mascot won't be embiggening fans anytime soon. [Machochip]