No Sex Rods for you!: Red Sox win case against man trying to use phrase "Sex Rod" on a variety of paraphernalia. [Sports Biz] "To spend time with her family", sure: Michelle Tafoya no longer gracing the NBA sidelines with her presence. [Watchdog] Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery: The Batting Stance Guy takes on the World Series walk off home runs. [BattingStanceGuy] Gutterballs: UNLV lures top recruits with lurid nights out at a, gasp, bowling alley! [Machochip] The reason the Rays are so pretentious: Conclusive proof that Joe Maddon is actually This American Life's Ira Glass. [I Dislike Your Favorite Team] Do not question his passion: Man paints house burgundy and gold. [DC Sports Blog]