Hey, man. I've been wondering about this for some time. Did you ever consider putting your attire from the Linda Cohn date up for auction on eBay? I bet you'd get a few bids from some weirdos wanting to own a piece of Deadspin history. It's kinda like getting a sweaty, game-worn jersey of your favorite player…or not.
-Candace Parker Secret Lover
Nope. Great idea, though. However, the most game-worn part of the wardrobe from that fateful, figful evening was thrown out an apartment window onto some alley in the Lower East Side. I'm sure a homeless person has used that skidded-up underwear either as a napkin or a dream mask by now.