Please bring your irrational hatred for the people with whom you share Senate members by sending your nearly-instant messages to "The Hugh Johnson" on AOL Instant Messenger. If Gourmet Spud asks what these "states" are, tell him they're like provinces but with 100% less Quebec. Also, we're taking your tips at the usual location. If you send in a tip, your in-state rival develops a canker sore in a hard-to-reach place.