• Ana Ivanovic combines forces with UNICEF to create a super-powerful robot against being mean to others. Billy Joel approves... mostly because she's safely under the half+7 rule he hates so much. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• What do NBA players do with those five-star hotel rooms with two bathrooms because they're too big to make it from one end to the other without soilage? "Take two baths?" Rock on, Chris Bosh. [Inside Hoops]

• Sean Taylor == James Dean? After all, he is a Giant. [Mister Irrelevant]

• That FSU fraternity/football fight finally has an affidavit. If affidavits could have comedy tours, this one would have opened for Rita Rudner. [Organized Chaos]

• The premature death of a baseball player... in the 1920s. [Seamheads]