I know that you'll probably lose the deposit, but some of you Red Sox fans may want to ditch your previous choice for your eternal resting place and go with this, the Red Sox Casket offered at Rockland Funeral Home. Spend eternity in the loving embrace of the Sox, which is more than Manny ever did. Video below (Caution: Includes funeral director using death puns).
You'll be thankful to know that the company which makes these also has Cubs and Giants models, which seems redundant. And it just occurred to me that these would make perfect beer coolers.