Actual item found on the UT-Austin Campus Police Blotter: "DKR- TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM, 2200 Robert Dedman. Robbery: Several UT staff members, faculty, students, and Texas Ex's discovered a fraction of a percentage point had been taken and was transported across state lines. The percentage point was discovered north of the Red River at the campus of another Big 12 South University." See, it's funny because the BCS sucks. [UTexas]