That's gotta hurt: Here are nine violent NHL incidents that drew shorter suspensions than Sean Avery's mouth did. And that's just the first period! [The Two-Line Pass]

And your little dog too: Kevin Garnett is tried of leading his own men, so now he's taking it upon himself to motivate other team's players. Or tell them they suck. [Fanhouse]

Or none of them: What's the best coaching job in football? I'd say which ever one you haven't been fired from yet. [West Word]

Well played: If you had 2 minutes and 45 seconds all to yourself on the Jumbotron, what would you do with it? [The Sporting Blog]