• Come again?: Did that monster promo just cause someone to orgasm on live TV? Because it sure wasn't Jerome Bettis' suit.
P.S. Try a little harder to hide your contempt, Olbermann. Where do you think your blood money comes from? [Best Week Ever]
• Or 50-50: Half of the NFL's overtime games this year ended with one team never touching the ball. So you're saying it's basically a coin flip? [Simon On Sports]
• They're so hot right now: If you think you're just going to walk up and buy Rays spring training tickets this year, you're out of your goddamn mind. [Walk Off Walk]
• Dibs on Oberkfell: Some guy is trying to get every baseball card from the 1983 Fleer collection autographed. I'm sure he has his (ridiculous) reasons. [Big League Stew]