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Young kids falling asleep at sporting events while still holding their ice cream: Precious. Except that this is Ben Roethlisberger, and he's probably hammered. This was taken during Monday's Syracuse-Pitt men's basketball game, and Big Ben has probably been up for 36 hours straight celebrating the AFC Championship. Wait A Minute ... are those Dippin' Dots?