How can we miss you?: No, Tom, now is the perfect time to come out of the woodwork for no reason at all and talk about your knee. [Black Sports Online]

Charity: Jose Calderon is the master of the free throw stripe. [MyHogTown]

Going nowhere: The Timberwolves use GPS devices to somehow get Al Jefferson on the All-Star team. If only it also pointed them towards wins. [Randball]

Never heard of him: The Times UK's list of 50 upcoming players was very informative, except for the one guy on the list who doesn't actually exist. [The Game]

Who is it?: The Marvin "Bad News" Barnes soundboard is prefect for calling out Providence athletes, because none of them remember who he is. [Friarblog]